Wednesday, October 24

The Computer Swallowed Grandma

This must be the day for emails that catch my attention. I usually don't bother much with these, but I got a real laugh out of this one.

The computer swallowed Grandma.

Yes, honestly it's true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely!

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox',

My Grandma you should see;

Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me !

(Author Unknown)


  1. Hello ,
    I just came from commenting on your other blog , Thanks for visiting mine , really nice blogs you have , I love the cute poem , so sweet !
    Hope you have a great day
    Take care


  2. Goodness you have other blogs!! I will have to visit over there to!

    Kelly had to work all day on the computer so I can't tonight but I will check these out later!! I love this blog!! Grams

  3. Greeneyes,

    Thank you for commenting on both of my blogs. I enjoyed your blog and will be back soon.


  4. Gram,

    I have a Treasures to Me blog. I only write on it occasionally and only about things that I treasure, both in my life and in nature. Things that are important to me.

    I'm glad to see you here. I always enjoy visiting with you.


  5. That is a cute poem. Someone sure has a good imagination. I will have to go check out your other blog too...

  6. mountain mama,

    I found it hilarious. I could just see my grandsons coming up with something like that. If they call and I'm not home, they leave a message asking me to call as soon as I get in. Then they want to know where I've been. When they want Grandma, they want her immediately. LOL

    Take care and thanks for visiting. I always enjoy your comments.


  7. That was great, Mary. Thanks for sharing it. I can definitely say I got my laugh for the day.

  8. Merle & you must be on the same e mail list. It is just as cute as the first time that I read it.
    Have a wonderful day.

  9. This is very true..
    Funny but very insightful.

    This is my first time in your blog and I love reading your entries, hope you can visit mine soon :)

  10. emmyrose,

    Welcome! I always like to meet new friends and you're welcome anytime.

    I will most definitely be coming over to visit. Glad you enjoyed the poem.


  11. That is precious!!! -giggles-

    I feel kind of like that... Kind of. I just messed up the way my Google Reader page used to look. And I don't know how to return it to its purrrrfect former state. -sigh- -whine- -moan- -sob-


  12. That's incredibly cute ~ I love it!

  13. Mari-Nancy,

    I'm afraid I can't help you there. I'm not completely computer illiterate, but don't know much about them. I can do all the basics but I'm still learning. Hope you get it all worked out.

  14. Paula,

    Glad you liked it. I thought it was very cute and funny.